Baked Potatoes 1/1

After decades of seeing companions being fried, baked, cooked, and thrown in the garbage, the call was made... 
The Tater Takeover has been planned for years. Every single potato was trained for combat and climbed the ranks as far as they could. With an incredible, deafening sound of the tater horn, the takeover was initiated. Every single potato dropped their current task and went to their battle positions. Under the leadership of the Tater Takeover Commander, the tater revolution had, after decades of human tyranny, finally begun. Our once passive and delicious baked potatoes gathered every little bit of courage running through their starchy veins and began resisting their owners. 
This was, however, no simple revolution. The Baked Potatoes were not satisfied with simply escaping and regaining their freedom. Their mission was set to disintegrate every single human being who ever laid hands on them or one of their kind. 

This is, to this day, known as the Tater Takeover of 1420.